Lockpick Pornography Quotes

“I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.”
― Joey Comeau, Lockpick Pornography

“Halfway through the televised debate I kick my boot into the screen. Even on mute I can't stand it. It feels good to smash the TV, though. I feel like I'm participating in the political system.”
― Joey Comeau, Lockpick Pornography

“When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we’ve never seen before.”
― Joey Comeau, Lockpick Pornography

“Monogamy is defined by what it is not, just as much as by what it is," I say, "We couldn't have monogamy without infidelity the same as we couldn't have sad without happy, or down without up. By fucking around in secret, within a relationship defined as monogamous, aren't I just playing the devil in monogamy's Sunday school pageant?”
― Joey Comeau, Lockpick Pornography

“I can't believe he stabbed the guy. Eight years old. I'm the most irresponsible kidnapper ever.”
― Joey Comeau, Lockpick Pornography

“I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens”
― Joey Comeau, Lockpick Pornography