Thieves' World Quotes
Thieves' World
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Thieves' World Quotes
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“He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.”
― Thieves' World
― Thieves' World
“Sorcerers are not omnipotent. They can be bargained with. They can even be killed, with stealth and surprise. And spells cannot normally be maintained without effort; a good sorcerer might hold six or a dozen at once. It was Mizraith’s fame that he maintained past a hundred, although it was well known that he did this by casting secondary spells on lesser sorcerers, tapping their power unbeknownst. Still, gathering all these strings and holding them, as well as the direct spells that protected his life and fortune, used most of his concentration, giving him a distracted air. The unwary might interpret this as senility—a half-century without sleep had left its mark—and might try to take his purse or life, as their last act.”
― Thieves' World: First Blood
― Thieves' World: First Blood
“Sanctuary is a seaport, and its name goes back to a time when it provided the only armed haven along an important caravan route. But the long war ended, the caravans abandoned that route for a shorter one, and Sanctuary declined in status—but not in population, because for every honest person who left to pursue a normal life elsewhere, a rogue drifted in to pursue his normal life. Now, Sanctuary is still appropriately named, but as a haven for the lawless. Most of them, and the worst of them, are concentrated in that section of town known as the Maze, a labyrinth of streets and nameless alleys and no churches. There is communion, though, of a rough kind, and much of it goes on in a tavern named the Vulgar Unicorn, which features a sign in the shape of that animal improbably engaging itself, and is owned by the man who usually tends bar on the late shift, an ugly sort of fellow by the name of One-Thumb.”
― Thieves' World: First Blood
― Thieves' World: First Blood
“There are philosophers who argue that there is no such thing as evil qua evil; that, discounting spells (which of course relieve an individual of responsibility), when a man commits an evil deed he is the victim himself, the slave of his progeniture and nurturing. Such philosophers might profit by studying Sanctuary.”
― Thieves' World: First Blood
― Thieves' World: First Blood
“The thieves of Sanctuary drift with wind like the garbage they are—” he began. “Zalbar!” the prince admonished. “Just give the report without asides or opinions.” “Yes, Your Highness,” the man replied, bowing his head slightly. “But there is a pattern here which follows the winds from the east.” “The property values change because of the smells,” Kadakithis reported. “You can say that without referring to the people as garbage. They are still citizens of the empire.”
― Thieves' World: First Blood
― Thieves' World: First Blood
“A small town at the southern tip of the empire. I had a bit of trouble finding it myself—it’s been excluded from the more recent maps. Whatever reason there was for the town’s existence has apparently passed. It is withering and dying, a refuge for petty criminals and down-at-the-heels adventurers. Still, it’s part of the empire.”
― Thieves' World: First Blood
― Thieves' World: First Blood
“The perceptive reader may notice small inconsistencies in the characters appearing in these stories. Their speech patterns, their accounts of certain events, and their observations on the town’s pecking order vary from time to time These are not inconsistencies!”
― Thieves' World: First Blood
― Thieves' World: First Blood
