Lavender's Blue Quotes

“I don’t give a damn. You have to slap an evil bitch down or they’ll just come at you forever.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Lavender's Blue

“The truth was, she didn’t miss me, she missed her idea of me, this phantom wonderful daughter. If she spent too much time with me, reality came back and screwed up her fantasies, and then she took it out on me for disappointing her and disgracing the family.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Lavender's Blue

“oyster”
― Jennifer Crusie, Lavender's Blue

“That is between my sister and I,” ML said. “My sister and me,” I told her. “Being a bitch is bad enough, get your usage right.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Lavender's Blue