Lost in Bliss Quotes

“You’ve both quit your jobs for me,” Laura said, though a little of the sass had left her voice.

“I never liked it much anyway,” Cam said flippantly. “I was only there for the nookie, and when you walked away, that dried up.”
― Sophie Oak, Lost in Bliss

“Congratulations on your fake engagement. I will give you a fake present!
Here is a toaster."
Henry mimed giving them a gift.
"They intend to have a whole fake ceremony for you two.”
― Sophie Oak, Lost in Bliss

“If it all went bad, she would always have Bliss. She and Holly could be nuns together. Maybe Alexei had a friend in witness protection who needed some letter loving.”
― Sophie Oak, Lost in Bliss

“What the hell did you do?” Cam asked as he forced his way through the crowd. “I don’t know. She said she was done with this.” He was at a loss. “I was actually getting through to her.” Cam’s eyes narrowed. “Yeah, I saw how you were getting through to her. You practically humped her leg.” “I did not.” “You were rubbing your penis all over her,” Cam complained. “I was dancing with her.” And if dancing had happened to bring his penis in close contact with her body, then so be it. “Well, you didn’t do it right. Now I don’t have a chance to rub my penis on her. How is that fair?”
― Sophie Oak, Lost in Bliss

“I don’t think you need me to handle this one, but if you choose to go with the fake fiancé thing, know that I am going to require an enormous amount of filthy, disgusting fake sex.” She couldn’t help but smile. He really was adorable. “Got it.” He backed away with a wave of his hand. “And I’m the best fake sex you’ve ever had.” “Damn straight,” Laura returned.”
― Sophie Oak, Lost in Bliss

“Rachel told Jen that any woman in her right mind would be after him.” Max whistled. “Is that why you spanked her?” “Damn straight. But she knew I was listening. She even winked at me when she said it and slapped her own ass.” Rye adjusted his Stetson.”
― Sophie Oak, Lost in Bliss

“It had the Trio logo and sported a new “tourist friendly” slogan that the town council had informed all of the business owners in Bliss they must use to rehabilitate Bliss’s image. Don’t worry about the murder rate in Bliss The wings are hot at Trio   “I bet the mayor adores that shirt,” Laura said with a genuine smile. Zane Hollister was an asshole, but damn if he wasn’t a lovable one.”
― Sophie Oak, Lost in Bliss

“Rachel pointed to her daughter’s perfectly round noggin. “Look at that. Oh, it’s a little bigger than it was then, but not much. That came out of my vagina. And no one thought to lube her head up. You would think the way these men are in this town that someone would have a tube of K-Y on their persons, but no.”
― Sophie Oak, Lost in Bliss

“I don’t know if he’s flirting. I still don’t understand half the things he says to me. He doesn’t write English any better than he speaks it. Like this—‘Holly, you are very cold woman. I wish to see you once more to spend the times with you, not to do hooking thing, but to talk, to know the real womens inside you.’ I think he might think I’m a cold-blooded prostitute with multiple personality disorder.”
― Sophie Oak, Lost in Bliss

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― Sophie Oak, Lost in Bliss

“And we need your input, why? You're in a menage with Jen and your collection of sex toys."

"Yes, that's because I'm the smart one. None of my sex toys talk back. Well that new one from Japan does.”
― Sophie Oak, Lost in Bliss