The Book of F*cking Hilarious Internet Memes Quotes

“According to my sources, you will soon suffer an unfortunate accident involving a rapid chimpanzee and cocaine.”
― Richard Face, The Book of F*cking Hilarious Internet Memes

“His blood type is WD-40. He lets cops off with warnings. When he donates blood, he uses a handgun and a bucket.”
― Richard Face, The Book of F*cking Hilarious Internet Memes

“So, what can you do when faced with a raging little hater? Shrug it off baby and keep being awesome. Haters gonna hate.”
― Richard Face, The Book of F*cking Hilarious Internet Memes

“Haters are jelly little souls that, due to their myriad life fails, are violently allergic to anything or anyone awesome. They have permanently swollen anuses and thus are always butthurt about how shitty and inferior they are.”
― Richard Face, The Book of F*cking Hilarious Internet Memes