Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle Quotes

“May harmony find you" Atticus”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“sure as a frog’s ass is watertight.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around. They are loathsome and dirty and smell extraordinarily bad, but they are also vitally necessary.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“Did you just say Ragnarok is poppycock?”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“In maiden-mother-crone covens, the mother figure tends to balance out the other two. The maiden says hell, let’s do some unspeakable shit because I’m strong and I’ll survive the consequences if things go wrong, and the crone says why not, let’s do some unspeakable shit because I’m going to die soon anyway, but the mother usually says let’s all chill out and think about this, hedge our bets and play it safe.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“Oi! Pay first, then run away screaming if you want!”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“Out of the steam and the foam and the froth, a man in white with poor eyesight will craft a liquid paradox, and it shall be called the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha!”>”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“for now, bread and mead call us, appetites whetted, to witness what I have been nursing, encased in iron, licked by flame, and tended with relish.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“Me body’s breakin’ down, Atticus. It’s tellin’ me it’s tired of bein’ so sexy all the time, hee hee.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“For me, the times I always regret are missed opportunities to say farewell to good people, to wish them long life and say to them in all sincerity, “You build and do not destroy; you sow goodwill and reap it; smiles bloom in the wake of your passing, and I will keep your kindness in trust and share it as occasion arises, so that your life will be a quenching draught of calm in a land of drought and stress.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“Are you all right?” she asked. “I’m afraid you’ll have to define your terms.” “You’re still in one piece and everything still works.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“There’s a reason Bath & Body Works doesn’t have a line of products called Huge Fucking Squirrel.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“Cowardly? Bleh. Tell you what: Let’s debate the meaning of honor and see who lives longer. The”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“There are many perks to living for twenty-one centuries, and foremost among them is bearing witness to the rare birth of genius. It invariably goes like this: Someone shrugs off the weight of his cultural traditions, ignores the baleful stares of authority, and does something his countrymen think to be completely batshit insane. Of those, Galileo was my personal favorite. Van Gogh comes in second, but he really was batshit insane. Thank”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“I had privately changed “This, too, shall pass” into “You, too, shall die,” and it helped me avoid all sorts of conflict.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“Turns out that when you kill a god, people want to talk to you.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“hasenpfeffer”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle

“But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded, Hexed, Hammered - The Iron Druid Chronicles Bundle