Dave the Villager 48 Quotes

“We’ve”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Keep firing!” shouted Spidroth. “Oh really?” said Necroth. “Actually, I was going to stop firing. Thank you for that good advice, Sister.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Alex, do you think it’s wise to use a flaming torch in bed?” Sally asked. “If you fall asleep and drop it… Well, it’s going to end very badly.” “Oh, don’t worry about that,” said Alex, “I can respawn.” “Yes, but we can’t!” said Karan angrily.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“horses,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“entered”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“another”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Redstone Monstrosity.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Don’t worry, Dave, it’s all going to go well, trust me,” said Alex. “And if it all goes badly, we can dust ourselves off and try again.” “Er, Alex, if it goes badly, we’ll all be killed,” said Sally. “Oh, right,” said Alex. “Let’s hope it goes well then.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“For freedom!” Porkins shouted. “For honor!” shouted Sensei Coach. “For hot babes!” shouted Jean-Cowphio.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Finally,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“built differently,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Charles, thought Porkins. Because tomorrow your dastardly empire will be at an end. Porkins had biffed Charles in the face once, a long”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Also, he’s got a magical sword that can cut through anything and the power to summon wolves and phantoms out of thin air,” said Carl. “Oh, and he’s got a suit that lets him fly around and fire lasers.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Biff laughed and shook his head. “You city boys are all the same.” “I’m not really a city boy,” said Porkins. “I spent most of my life living in the Nether, roaming from place to place and hunting for mushrooms. I’ve only worn clothes once in my entire life.” “City boys,” laughed Biff. “All the same.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Everyone ready?” “My blade is at your service,” said Sensei Coach. “Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing,” said Jean-Cowphio. “Bwark!” said Cluck Lee. “Then let’s do it,” said Porkins. WATHOOM!!!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book