What in God's Name Quotes

“Was it still a miracle if someone had to suffer?”
― Simon Rich, What in God's Name

“Dreams were invented by Angels to test out their beta programs.”
― Simon Rich, What in God's Name

“There were a lot of fun things to do in heaven. But none were as thrilling as what you could do on Earth.”
― Simon Rich, What in God's Name

“Almost everything in this inbox is expired. Look.” She handed him a yellowed scrap of paper from the bottom of the pile. Dear God: Please get me tickets to C+C Music Factory. Tania Banks, March 3, 1991”
― Simon Rich, What in God's Name

“Craig leapt spryly out of the way. He was in a good mood. He’d just received an e-mail from Angel Resources informing him that he’d clinched another Angel of the Month award. The prize was pretty good this time: a coupon for a medium pizza of his choice. There was some fine print on the back of the coupon: deep-dish pies cost extra, he couldn’t order more than three meat toppings, and the offer expired in fifteen days.”
― Simon Rich, What in God's Name

“God liked eggs in the morning. It didn’t really matter which kind. Poached, fried, scrambled. Sometimes he had them bring him what he called a bird’s nest: a piece of toast with an egg stuck in the middle.”
― Simon Rich, What in God's Name