No Stone Unturned Quotes

“We all miss her, and also, tears of love evaporate into the sky to become unicorn food.”
― India Lee, No Stone Unturned

“Regarding why my Queen has been MIA, here's a little recap of what's being thrown around:
1. Kidnapped/Killed by Tyler Chase
2. In hiding due to shame over "reckless behavior"
3. Pregnant
4. In Rehab
...
Here are much more likely reasons behind why QB is MIA.
1. Needs some PRIVACY.
2. Is tired of your *BS
3. Is considerately giving other artists an opportunity to shine in her absence.
4. Has been reincarnated into a unicorn.”
― India Lee, No Stone Unturned

“Flirting with Tyler Chase is a more dangerous crime than ever these days, and if you'd like to educate yourself, here are the reasons why:

1. Tyler Chasers will Facebook stalk you and verbally abuse you until you're reduced to tears and stress farts
2. I will side-eye you, and my judgement eats through flesh like rabid zombie teeth
3. Tyler Chase will spurn your advances, causing you fatal embarrassment
4. Queen Bee's Unicorn Posse will maim the promiscuity out of you”
― India Lee, No Stone Unturned

“Flirting with Tyler Chase is a more dangerous crime than ever these days, and if you'd like to educate yourself, here are the reasons why:

1. Tyler Chasers will Facebook stalk you and verbally abuse you until you're reduced to tears and stress farts
2. I will side-eye you, and my judgement eats through flesh like rabid zombie teeth”
― India Lee, No Stone Unturned