Scrambled Hard-Boiled Quotes

“It is rugged, rustic country that lays claim to some of the most scenic and awe-inspiring sights in all of North America. While not as majestic as the Rockies, its beauty can be best be appreciated up close, where you can touch and smell nature around you. It’s also home to large tracts of wilderness that remain uninhabited and untouched to this day. It’s not a land that takes to strangers lightly.”
― E.R. White Jr., Scrambled Hard-Boiled

“So there I was a couple of days later eating lunch at the local drugstore, contemplating how I was to explain to Swinson that I needed to get back to Charlotte to assist Ernie for a while, when the break came that would eventually solve this entire case. I was sitting there drinking a cup of coffee, when the village idiot came into get paid.”
― E.R. White Jr., Scrambled Hard-Boiled

“When it comes to justice and the law, money does matter and don’t let anyone tell you different. Like anything else in this life you get what you pay for and the law, despite protestations to the contrary, is the same way.”
― E.R. White Jr., Scrambled Hard-Boiled

“Male prostitutes? Why should women pay for it when men will do it to them for free anytime they ask?” The other detective leaned over and whispered in his ear for a few seconds, and then it dawned on the poor dumb bastard what I meant.”
― E.R. White Jr., Scrambled Hard-Boiled

“This last statement should have sent alarm bells going off in my head, but I was in hock to the guy for a thousand bucks, and he’d been making his living at this for a long time, so I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt. After all, he did have a license to carry one of these things. God, I was naïve back then. We then discussed the finer points of pistol whipping an individual; make sure they’re unarmed and keep your finger off the trigger when smacking a guy.”
― E.R. White Jr., Scrambled Hard-Boiled

“You see political correctness is just like any other religion. It’s based on faith, impervious to logic, always looking for converts and its true believers are pains in the ass.”
― E.R. White Jr., Scrambled Hard-Boiled