First World Problems Quotes

“Most of the time I’m not angry when someone hits Reply All to an email. I’m more so curious as to how they got their shirt on over their giant head.”
― Ben Nesvig, First World Problems: 101 Reasons Why The Terrorists Hate Us

“Over the past few months, I have become so dependent upon tracking my pizza online through Domino's Pizza Tracker, that I now understand the need overbearing parents feel to strap a GPS-enabled phone to their child. I am anxious about the whereabouts, well-being and safety of my pizza and must know exactly where it is at all times.”
― Ben Nesvig, First World Problems: 101 Reasons Why The Terrorists Hate Us

“butter is the nicotine of food. Put it on anything and people will beat down your door to get it. It’s the only reason people in America eat bread.”
― Ben Nesvig, First World Problems: 101 Reasons Why The Terrorists Hate Us