The List of Things Quotes

“Don’t be rude. We’re on a date. I open the doors, you look pretty,”
― Emma Miller, The List of Things

“I’ll always like my vibrator more than I’ll like you.”

“Honestly I like your vibrator more than I like me, and I like me a lot.”
― Emma Miller, The List of Things

“What in the feminist bullshit is this? As if he wasn’t already hot. Now he’s respectful too?”
― Emma Miller, The List of Things

“I’m a hopeless romantic in some ways, but not in the expected way. I love the romance, but hate how falsely it’s presented. Where is the heartbreak, and the hurt, and all the crying, and cheating, and breaking up? It’s hard to change my mind about stuff like this because it’s true, I’ve never experienced any of it, and it’s hard to imagine that I ever will.”
― Emma Miller, The List of Things