The Monster Hunters Quotes

“Why can’t we ever fight cute, helpless monsters? Like the ones on Sesame Street?”
― Larry Correia, The Monster Hunters

“He tried to choke me with the seat belt, so I elbowed him in the face until he stopped moving. It took three good blows to his noggin to put him out. I’ll admit, I enjoyed that part.”
― Larry Correia, The Monster Hunters

“The sight of so many guns, mostly deer rifles and duck guns but with a smattering of black rifles and riot shotguns, made him glad that this was going down in a rural area where people still had their heads screwed on right about personal defense.”
― Larry Correia, The Monster Hunters

“Julie was still talking. “No. No, sir. Do not, I repeat, do not approach them. . . . Why?” She rolled her eyes as the person on the other end of the line asked something incredibly stupid. “Because they will eat you. . . . Yes. Eat you.” She paused to cover the phone’s receiver and said to me, “What is it with these people who want to reason with monsters? Morons.” “I blame it on Twilight.” In real life, vampires only sparkle when they’re on fire.”
― Larry Correia, The Monster Hunters

“Like we could buy Idaho kind of money.”
― Larry Correia, The Monster Hunters

“With his long red beard, and bristling with firearms and knives, he reminded me of a pirate. A very mellow pirate, but a pirate nonetheless.”
― Larry Correia, The Monster Hunters

“The biggest racists I’ve ever met aren’t here, they’re in politics, and they are smug bastards. They’re the ones that are quick to play the race card, the ones that pimp poverty. Those are the real bigots.”
― Larry Correia, The Monster Hunters

“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster . . .” I said. “And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you. Ahh . . . an educated man. Well, you’re not as stupid as you look. Don’t quote Nietzsche at me, kid. That German crackpot wouldn’t know a real monster if it bit him on the ass.” Actually I hated philosophy. I had memorized the quote from the intro of a video game.”
― Larry Correia, The Monster Hunters

“What is it with these people who want to reason with monsters? Morons.” “I blame it on Twilight.” In real life, vampires only sparkle when they’re on fire.”
― Larry Correia, The Monster Hunters

“Our tax dollars had equipped Agent Franks with the SUV from Hell.”
― Larry Correia, The Monster Hunters