The Book of "Quotations" for People Who Hate "Quotations" Quotes

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” (Ann Landers)   Your dog knows you’re an asshole, but it’s still better than being at the animal shelter.”
― Christiana Crabill, The Book of "Quotations" for People Who Hate "Quotations"

“Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth." - If a rice dumpling magically flew into my mouth, I'd totally freak out and probably spit it out.”
― Tom Tiding, The Book of "Quotations" for People Who Hate "Quotations"

“You're beautiful" is a better compliment than "You're hot". - Both of these are somewhat preferable to "Damn bitch, you're fine”
― Tom Tiding, The Book of "Quotations" for People Who Hate "Quotations"

“The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.” (Elie Wiesel)   I guess the opposite of a supposedly inspirational quote is… indifference?”
― Christiana Crabill, The Book of "Quotations" for People Who Hate "Quotations"

“Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being.” (Albert Schweitzer)   Delete the words “into flame” and you’ve got a philosophy I can get on board with.”
― Christiana Crabill, The Book of "Quotations" for People Who Hate "Quotations"

“I only want to love once, but I want to love everybody for the rest of my life.” (Lauren Ford)   Sounds like a recipe for one massive orgy.”
― Christiana Crabill, The Book of "Quotations" for People Who Hate "Quotations"