How to Be Gay in the 21st Century Quotes

“If you must have a female role model, may I recommend Katherine Hepburn or Angelina Jolie: lots of pants, lots of attitude, no jewelry.”
― David Leddick, How to Be Gay in the 21st Century: There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay but Alot of People Do It Wrong

“The trouble with alcohol is that it makes you feel young and look old.”
― David Leddick, How to Be Gay in the 21st Century: There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay but Alot of People Do It Wrong

“One of the finest quotes I ever overheard on the streets of Miami Beach was, 'He fucked me so hard my mother came.”
― David Leddick, How to Be Gay in the 21st Century: There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay but Alot of People Do It Wrong

“There is nothing wrong with being gay. It's like being Swedish. A little different but in no way important.”
― David Leddick, How to Be Gay in the 21st Century: There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay but Alot of People Do It Wrong

“Please keep turning your dreams in for new ones.”
― David Leddick, How to Be Gay in the 21st Century: There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay but Alot of People Do It Wrong

“Remember, always moisturize your neck. Someday it may be your face.”
― David Leddick, How to Be Gay in the 21st Century: There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay but Alot of People Do It Wrong

“We do not get what we hope for, we get what you expect.”
― David Leddick, How to Be Gay in the 21st Century: There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay but Alot of People Do It Wrong

“You owe it to your public to remain fuckable.”
― David Leddick, How to Be Gay in the 21st Century: There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay but Alot of People Do It Wrong

“If there isn't any solution, it's not a problem. It's a situation.”
― David Leddick, How to Be Gay in the 21st Century: There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay but Alot of People Do It Wrong