Don't Ever Get Old Quotes

“I never thought I would hear you expound the virtues of caring about people."
I frowned. "I care about people. I just don’t like them.”
― Daniel Friedman, Don't Ever Get Old

“I remember back when the only 'Google' was the sound a guy made when you punched him in the throat.”
― Daniel Friedman, Don't Ever Get Old

“No matter how tough you think you are, if you live long enough, eventually you get all squishy.”
― Daniel Friedman, Don't Ever Get Old