The Caveman's Valentine Quotes

“Hemorrhoids. Cockroaches. Anal warts. Lonely nights. Smoking's ravages. AIDS. All the ads promised relief from these things, but where was the relief from these ads?”
― George Dawes Green, The Caveman's Valentine

“Are you crazy?” “Some have said so. But still—things may get better.”
― George Dawes Green, The Caveman's Valentine

“But when you lived in a cave and owned nothing and had the feeling you were not long for this world anyway, this was not an oppressive concern.”
― George Dawes Green, The Caveman's Valentine

“What, now they won’t let a man make a fire? But that’s what a man does. Fires all over this fucking planet, Matthew. This one’s mine.”
― George Dawes Green, The Caveman's Valentine