Ketchup Is a Vegetable Quotes

“Secondly, your baby is not going to be pink or clean. Not at first anyway. Your child is going to look like she went to Paula Deen’s house, was confused with the Thanksgiving turkey and got basted with butter.”
― Robin O'Bryant, Ketchup is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves

“First off, I would like to say that anyone who is skinny and pregnant does not deserve an epidural;”
― Robin O'Bryant, Ketchup is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves

“(Quick soapbox moment here for you “animal people” — having a pet, even a dog, is not the same as having children. Case in point… you can lock your “baby” in a cage or take it outside, lock the door and ignore it for a few hours. Parents cannot, unless we would like a cage of our very own.)”
― Robin O'Bryant, Ketchup is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves

“I just didn’t realize B.C. (Before Children) how much work it takes to maintain some sort of order in your house.”
― Robin O'Bryant, Ketchup is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves

“You say,“Lazy parenting.” I say, “Priorities, priorities, priorities.”
― Robin O'Bryant, Ketchup is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves

“(And while I’m on the subject, why don’t those folks at Crayola either add some vitamins and minerals to their product, or make them taste bad? My kids love eating them and I’m tired of telling them no and having to buy more. Put up or shut up, Crayola. Fortify them or make them taste bad. This isn't rocket science.)”
― Robin O'Bryant, Ketchup is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves

“I fantasize about my own mini-van on a daily basis, complete with automatic sliding doors,”
― Robin O'Bryant, Ketchup is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves

“I was stuck on the toilet as my four-year-old and two-year-old had free reign of the house.”
― Robin O'Bryant, Ketchup is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves

“Zeb. Married. Texas. Auburn. Aubrey. Savannah. Emma. Charleston. Sadie.”
― Robin O'Bryant, Ketchup is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves