A Deal with the Bossy Devil Quotes

“Sorry," he eventually said, amusement tilting his deep voice. "I didn't hear him come out over the deafening sound of all the chemistry we don't have.”
― Kyra Parsi, A Deal with the Bossy Devil

“Finally, I picked up the card, stripped the towel from my damp hair, and declared, 'I’m going to kill Adrien Cloutier. For real this time.'

'Yes!' Jamie jumped out of her seat. 'But do it with mascara on, yeah?”
― Kyra Parsi, A Deal with the Bossy Devil

“For the record, this is the worst seduction attempt I’ve ever had to endure. You’re incredibly bad at this.'

His lips wobbled with the effort it was taking to hold back his laugh. 'I’m admittedly a little rusty. I normally don’t have to try with women. They tend to come to me willingly, in shiny-haired hoards.”
― Kyra Parsi, A Deal with the Bossy Devil

“I heard the news. Car crash, right? After a late-night shift?” “Makes you think, eh?”
― Kyra Parsi, A Deal with the Bossy Devil

“Anyways,”
― Kyra Parsi, A Deal with the Bossy Devil

“You know that one Jessica Simpson song?” “Don’t you dare bring 90’s pop into this,” I demanded. Again, I was absolutely not smiling. “Am I irresistible to you, Sanchez?”
― Kyra Parsi, A Deal with the Bossy Devil

“And this is Maxwell.'

The parrot tilted his head at me curiously, then barked.

'Did he just …' Had he been the one barking this whole time? I’d thought for sure there was a dog in here.

'Some days he likes to pretend he’s a dog,' Alice informed me. 'And he gets super sulky if you correct him, so please don’t. Comforting him is a whole process and I can’t do another forty-eight hours of aggressive Eminem.”
― Kyra Parsi, A Deal with the Bossy Devil