Berries and Greed Quotes

“Life was far too fucking short to deny yourself things for the sake of someone else’s warped, singular idea of beauty.”
― Lily Mayne, Berries and Greed

“He lay there in total submission.”
― Lily Mayne, Berries and Greed

“Oh fuck, this was it. The big dramatic scene in every human romcom, the heartfelt confession where they declared their undying love for each other. I wasn’t prepared! There was sweet and sour sauce on the front of my onesie, for fuck’s sake. I wasn’t wearing any pants!”
― Lily Mayne, Berries and Greed

“Fuckety fuck. I was definitely completely in love with him.”
― Lily Mayne, Berries and Greed

“God, it’s so big,” I rasped. Greid had been walking around with a third leg in his pants this entire time. Greid had been sitting beside me every night, eating and watching TV and getting high, with this beast just in his pants, just casually resting there.”
― Lily Mayne, Berries and Greed

“Oh.” I sat back, but in the ensuing silence, it finally clicked. What he actually meant. What he was telling me. “Oh.” “I’m gonna go move into my workshop permanently now.” He moved to get up, still wearing the blanket like a cloak. “You can have the rest of the house. We’ll never speak again.”
― Lily Mayne, Berries and Greed

“Oh my god, was she trying to make me come? My dick throbbed uncontrollably from her words, and I let out a humiliatingly plaintive moan into her mouth. Call me a good boy again. Call me your little slut and tie me up and do whatever you want to me. My eyes popped open in alarm. Okay, maybe I was getting… a little too worked up.”
― Lily Mayne, Berries and Greed

“I softened, briefly resting my head on his shoulder. “You’re sweet.” “Nngh,” he mumbled, fingers fiddling restlessly with the blanket over his lap. “How was your gross salad?” I laughed. “Really good. Want to try a bit?”
― Lily Mayne, Berries and Greed

“She does,” Kiti agreed, then smirked at me. “She’s pretty. Too pretty for you, buttface.” I scowled at her before pulling my hood over my head. “Yeah, she’s… I know she is. But we’re not—It’s just—Look, next time you visit, can you maybe not show her all my embarrassing baby photos, please?”
― Lily Mayne, Berries and Greed

“Oh god, I was going to have to seem at least half normal. I wouldn’t be able to shuffle around in nothing but my blanket onesie, standing in front of the open fridge in the wee hours, shovelling whatever I could find into my mouth, my brain hazy and loose from shade.”
― Lily Mayne, Berries and Greed

“And yet somehow, I had found myself being given a tour of a sex cult’s compound. A sex cult that worshipped my kind. That worshipped me. Get me the fuck out of here.”
― Lily Mayne, Berries and Greed

“But… higher beings? Really? We literally came from below them. And they were the ones who’d made all the good stuff. Pizza and TV and those little patches you could put on your pimples to make them practically vanish overnight.”
― Lily Mayne, Berries and Greed

“I glanced around in bewilderment, tension seeping through me again. Oh my good god… Was this a sex cult?”
― Lily Mayne, Berries and Greed

“vaginismus”
― Lily Mayne, Berries and Greed

“I felt like a grumpy old man most days, particularly when forced to be around other people, but it had actually been… kind of pleasant wandering around the city with her.”
― Lily Mayne, Berries and Greed