New Devil's Dictionary Quotes

“history n. Discipline that, in reminding us that the world existed before we did, creates identity malfunction and is therefore banned from schools along with foreign languages, the province of obstinate and eccentric foreigners.
Those who worry that, if we do not study history, we are doomed to repeat it need not be concerned. Everyone, whether or not he studies history, is doomed to repeat history.
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― Rhoda Koenig, The New Devil's Dictionary: A New Version of the Cynical Classic