Grandad, There's A Head On The Beach Quotes

“Chom. Don’t you have an urge to see justice done?” “It’s not nearly as strong as my urge to reach forty with a complete set of limbs.”
― Colin Cotterill, Grandad, There's a Head on the Beach

“You’d then drive your vehicle to a tree, beneath which the examiner sat. He or she would ask you to park. If you managed to do so without knocking over the tree or hitting the examiner, you had a license.”
― Colin Cotterill, Grandad, There's a Head on the Beach