Midnight Movie Creature Feature Quotes

“Bathe using this one hour before returning here for final instructions.” I unwrap a bar of translucent brown soap. “Why does this smell like ham?” I say.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“I’ve had four hundred years. Four hundred years of scraping by, and trying not to eat people. Four hundred years, and it’s still not enough.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Life is precious,” says Prentice. “Whatever form it takes, however long it lasts. You should do something only you can do.” “Chase after screaming crowds while rotting flamboyantly?”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Why pizza delivery?” he says. “It makes people happy.” Plus, Sugoi’s gourmet selection includes deep fried pigs’ brains, and I only pick off a few pieces. “Does it make you happy?” says Prentice. It does when I’m crunching deep fried brain.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Laws change so often it seems pointless to keep track of the fiddly ones. ‘Don’t kill’ is the big one. Everything else is moral decoration.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Success takes so much effort,”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“the carnivorous garden encircles the Roman bath house.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Yelen likes to meet here because there’s always shady business going on. Once, we came across a guy burying half a hippo. I never got the other half of that story.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“No one aspires to be the pizza delivery guy. It’s a summer job, or something neurosurgeons do after fleeing their war torn country.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“pulling the skin around my nails taught.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Torrey began to seizure”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Exelby flashed him a madman’s glanre”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“the more experienced of the two brothers, cocked his blonde head of hair flat against the door”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Having now spent four extremely long and tedious hours kooked up inside this submarine”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“He dropped the knife to the forest floor and walked over to Evan with a gentile smile on his face.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“He rode a large black horse with a silver bridle that snorted and frothed and stomped heavily against the earth. ”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“People also talked of canceling Halloween,”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Carmona emerged from an alcove of the lad brandishing a gore-splattered medical saw.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Scared stiff and not knowing what else to do, the man began to make deafening sounds that resembled a great cat. He roared, he screeched, he wailed, and he hissed. Maybe the burglar will leave if he thinks I have a panther in here, Malcolm thought frantically.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Frightening Cliches Starring Bennie Newsome”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“it screamed.  The sound filled the cold autumn air and made it even colder.  It crawled under every tiny pebble and burrowed into every knot-hole in every tree.  Even the falling snow seemed to pause as if it were chilled by such a sound.  It pounded icicles through Cliff’s ears and somehow down into the roots of his teeth. ”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“That smell was even stronger.  It felt like they were being smothered in a jacket made of stink. ”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“It smells like a duffel bag full of dead cats dipped in a dirty grease-trap and dragged through a pool of piss”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Freezing Icelandic air”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“He felt hollowed out; the headache curled up inside him like a crab in its shell. He was ten years old and wanted to die.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Patricia felt as though she had been run over by a melting ice cream truck that had recently burst into flames.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Patricia poked the metal pronged skewer through a series of rock hard stale marshmallows, convinced that the fire would bring them back to life, like Jesus on a cross dripping with white gelatin.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“They were tourists in the natural world, witnessing it in their sickest form of self-denial, knowing in their foggy brain matter that the clock was ticking, that the virus that was the human being was ravaging it all one morsel at a time.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“I’m not a kid anymore, you know.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Beneath the wide banner announcing the 1996 Expo, dozens of stands and display cases were set up around the showroom floor, presenting the latest developments in mineralogy. ”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature