Split Infinity Quotes

“It's been so long since I had sex, I can't remember who gets tied up, anymore.”
― Tony Rattigan, Split Infinity

“What you must realise Cobb, is that sometimes the answer to a question is actually irrelevant; it is the search for that answer that is important. To quest and to strive for knowledge brings its own growth and understanding.”
― Tony Rattigan, The Speed of Dark

“I’m sorry, I thought you were together.’
‘Why, do I look like an organ grinder?’ said Cobb.”
― Tony Rattigan, The Speed of Dark

“Harlequin groaned. ‘Cobb, you’ve got to get me out of here, it’s cold and damp, there’s rats, the food is terrible, they keep interrogating me … and I’ve been wearing the same underpants for six weeks!”
― Tony Rattigan, The Speed of Dark

“Never eat at a restaurant that has a handbrake.
Never buy food from any place that won’t be there next morning.”
― Tony Rattigan, The Speed of Dark

“Rufus Cobb was having one of those days. You know … one of those days. You know the ones, the sort of day where you just want to go home and be cruel to a small animal.”
― Tony Rattigan, The Speed of Dark

“Do you ever have Deja Vu?’
‘I could ask in the kitchen, see if they've got any in.”
― Tony Rattigan, Split Infinity

“That’s the trouble these days, too much Sax and Violins in the theatre.”
― Tony Rattigan, Split Infinity

“Don't you wish you could do what birds do?'
'What ... make custard?'
'No, fly south for the winter.”
― Tony Rattigan, Split Infinity

“Your mother dresses you funny!”
― Tony Rattigan, Split Infinity