[Citation Needed] Quotes

“The idea that there is a “realist” faction in the debate over the size of the Smurfs ought to chill you to your very core.”
― Conor Lastowka, [Citation Needed]: The Best Of Wikipedia's Worst Writing

“Asimov received frequent criticism about his books that they never included aliens or sex, so Asimov included in this book aliens, sex, and alien sex.[citation needed]”
― Conor Lastowka, [Citation Needed]: The Best Of Wikipedia's Worst Writing

“The Times once published an unintentionally humorous description of a Peter Ustinov documentary, noting that “highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”. This is ambiguous as it stands, and would still be ambiguous if a serial comma were added, as Mandela could then be mistaken for a demigod.”
― Conor Lastowka, [Citation Needed]: The Best Of Wikipedia's Worst Writing

“Because of the failed take-over bid by Walt Disney Studios of Harvey Comics in 1955, the Disney studio began a rumor that Casper was the first child experimented on, and subsequently killed by, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele.”
― Conor Lastowka, [Citation Needed]: The Best Of Wikipedia's Worst Writing

“Similarly, diaper lovers (DLs for short) are often associated with the adult babies (ABs). While there is some commonality, they are not identical. The majority of diaper lovers do not engage in any kind of babyish activities and only solely are interested in diapers. However, about four in ten diaper lovers also consider themselves adult babies, so they are sometimes collectively referred to as AB/DLs.These desires are not related to pedophilia or infantophilia in any way. Inside the AB/DL communities, a sharp distinction is observed. Most of, if not all, of these communities will actively expel child molesters.”
― Conor Lastowka, [Citation Needed]: The Best Of Wikipedia's Worst Writing

“Daggering Also Jamaican doctors have warned of the dangers of daggering, after being presented with a forest of fractured penises over the last year. We pray you never have an opportunity to use it, but now you know the collective noun for a group of fractured penises.”
― Conor Lastowka, [Citation Needed]: The Best Of Wikipedia's Worst Writing

“Chicken coop There is a seemingly permanent controversy over the basic purpose of the chicken coop. The chickens themselves tend to refer to them in melodramatic terms (e.g., “the Auschwitz of agriculture”). Fortunately, nobody listens to chickens, because they are delicious.”
― Conor Lastowka, [Citation Needed]: The Best Of Wikipedia's Worst Writing

“The Good, the Bad, and Huckleberry Hound Kevin Costner was inspired to write Dances With Wolves after viewing this movie on television.”
― Conor Lastowka, [Citation Needed]: The Best Of Wikipedia's Worst Writing

“And so we arrive at a cosmic intersection, where an obscure topic of dubious relevance is written about by the type of weirdo who logs on to Wikipedia to write about obscure topics of dubious relevance.”
― Conor Lastowka, [Citation Needed]: The Best Of Wikipedia's Worst Writing

“In Israel, chocolate sauce may be spread on a slice of bread and eaten.”
― Conor Lastowka, [Citation Needed]: The Best Of Wikipedia's Worst Writing

“Intercourse without prophylactic devices was universal before their invention. Can we just replace the entire US Constitution with this sentence? It’s that good.”
― Conor Lastowka, [Citation Needed]: The Best Of Wikipedia's Worst Writing

“Fuzzy-Wuzzy can refer to: Fuzzy Wuzzy (poem), a popular children’s poem/tongue-twister in which a bear is thought to be fuzzy, but it turns out he’s not Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.”
― Conor Lastowka, [Citation Needed]: The Best Of Wikipedia's Worst Writing