Lord Emsworth and Others Quotes

“I ate cheese gravely.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Lord Emsworth and Others

“Oh Brancepeth,’ said the girl, her voice trembling, ‘why haven’t you any money? If only you had the merest pittance - enough for a flat in Mayfair and a little weekend place in the country somewhere and a couple of good cars and a villa in the South of France and a bit of trout fishing on some decent river, I would risk all for love.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Lord Emsworth and Others

“Ski-ing, indeed! What on earth does the fellow want to ski for? Isn't there enough sadness in life without going out of your way to fasten long planks to your feet and jump off mountains?”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Lord Emsworth and Others

“The thing that poisons life for gunmen and sometimes makes them wonder moodily if it is worth-while going on is this tendency of the outside public to butt in at inconvenient moments. Whenever you settle some business dispute with a commercial competitor by means of your sub-machine gun, it always turns out that there was some officious witness passing at the time, and there you are, with a new problem confronting you.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Lord Emsworth and Others