Employee of The Month And Other Big Deals Quotes

“When subjected to the age-old litmus test, Do you see the glass as half empty or half full? I will respond with outrage, You got a glass? How did you get a glass?”
― Mary Jo Pehl, Employee of the Month and Other Big Deals

“But Mary Jo…you can barely operate a microwave,” she said gravely. And accurately.”
― Mary Jo Pehl, Employee of the Month and Other Big Deals

“But I was shocked to discover that the temp agency loved me. I was quiet, which was mistaken for efficiency, and I showed up for work, which was mistaken for aptitude.”
― Mary Jo Pehl, Employee of the Month and Other Big Deals

“It takes a special kind of devotion to be in love with a rather obscure, nondescript middle-aged movie actor of indeterminate talent and sexuality.”
― Mary Jo Pehl, Employee of the Month and Other Big Deals

“Things were going well. I managed to make offhand yet erudite remarks about Crosby, Stills & Nash, no matter how unrelated to the topic at hand.”
― Mary Jo Pehl, Employee of the Month and Other Big Deals

“It is said that everyone has at least one good book in them. It turns out I had a glorified pamphlet with lots of typos in me.”
― Mary Jo Pehl, Employee of the Month and Other Big Deals