The 13-Storey Treehouse Quotes

“A bunch of monkeys were riding the marshmallow machine straight at us and firing marshmallows at our heads.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Story Treehouse: Monkey Mayhem!

“working”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Story Treehouse: Monkey Mayhem!

“FLYING”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“THE”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“triumph”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“rabbits,”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“Jill,”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“THE DAY SILKY SAVED THE DAY”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Story Treehouse: Monkey Mayhem!

“wiping”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Story Treehouse: Monkey Mayhem!

“Fine,”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Story Treehouse: Monkey Mayhem!

“Okay,” I said, “then I’m sorry to inform you that I’m going to have to whack you over the head with this giant banana.” “Not if I can whack you first!” said Terry, snatching the banana from my hands and whacking me over the head with it. That’s when everything went black.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Story Treehouse: Monkey Mayhem!

“Terry shrugged. “Nah, not really,” he said. “Sea-monkeys aren’t that interesting after all.” “Never mind,” I said. “Let’s get back to work.” Soon we were back at our table, about to start work on the next story, when we heard a loud crash.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Story Treehouse: Monkey Mayhem!

“cats! A whole bunch of them...13 to be exact, with Silky in the lead! They were flying in formation, coming in low and fast,”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Story Treehouse: Monkey Mayhem!

“going”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“better”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“canary”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“sadly.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Story Treehouse: Monkey Mayhem!

“THE 13-STOREY MONKEY HOUSE”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“BARKY THE BARKING DOG SHOW”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“ABOVE: An artist’s impression of what it would look like if Mr Big Nose’s nose exploded.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“desk.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“turning”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Story Treehouse: Monkey Mayhem!

“a vegetable vaporiser,”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“sketches”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“An artist’s impression of what it would look like if Mr Big Nose’s nose exploded.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“If you’re like most of our readers, you’re probably wondering where we get all the ideas for our books from. Well, sometimes we think them up. Other times they are based on stuff that actually happens. Like this book, for instance. It all started one morning when I got up and went down to get some breakfast.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse