The Happy Atheist Quotes

“Where religion clashes with science is that religion makes smart people do stupid things.”
― P.Z. Myers, The Happy Atheist

“What religion has always done is pander to biases, achieving success not by challenging people with something new but by reinforcing what they already believe, no matter how wrong it is. By contrast, science shines by breaking the shackles of our preconceptions and letting us work with what really is. The”
― P.Z. Myers, The Happy Atheist

“Ah, what a beautiful illustration of the completely open mind—utterly undiscriminating, lacking any criteria for acceptance, blissfully and uncritically according every idea its full respect. But, of course, it’s a lie: they don’t regard every idea as equally deserving. They clearly consider the atheist idea that the sacraments of their faith are empty foolishness to be an outrage. Rather, what they love is the idea that everyone else must respect their beliefs, no matter what they are, and that any disagreement is an insult. This is exactly the kind of uncritical, unskeptical, nonjudgmental idiocy that all religions seek to promulgate, because they all know that if we tore off the blinders of tradition and artificiality and mindless etiquette, we’d see right through their lies. Respect every idea! Especially mine! And if you find stupid the idea that this cracker is a god, why, you must be disrespectful and no gentleman! My”
― P.Z. Myers, The Happy Atheist

“I’m an atheist swimming in a sea of superstition, surrounded by well-meaning, good people with whom I share a culture and similar concerns, and there’s only one thing I can do. I have to laugh. Living”
― P.Z. Myers, The Happy Atheist

“It's not a crime to offend others; in fact, it's pretty much a natural consequence of having diverse cultures. We live in a world full of people with different backgrounds, interests, and values, and we must learn to accept that there will be clashes. As long as the differences do no harm, we should back off and accept them.”
― P.Z. Myers, The Happy Atheist

“That's the difference between a godly person and an atheist. Our stories are shorter and don't assume the protagonist is an idiot.”
― PZ Myers, Happy Atheist

“Perhaps the cruelest aspect of conservative religions is their insistence that all people must follow one straight and narrow path, regardless of the fact that people are diverse. By fostering fear of deviation, they impose endless misery on so many people. It’s the Chinese foot-binding of the human mind.”
― P.Z. Myers, The Happy Atheist

“Science and religion are incompatible in all the ways that count: Science works. Religion doesn’t.”
― P.Z. Myers, The Happy Atheist

“this one is a matter of personal testimony; I could put together a whole volume of tales I’ve been told along the lines of “I used to be an atheist, and I was [strung out on drugs] [cruel to my family] [divorcing my wife] [etc.], but then I found Jesus and became a new man of high character and deep happiness, therefore Jesus was real.” The entire churchgoing people of America must once have been raving angry atheist hedonists in broken relationships—which suggests that at an earlier time in our civic life, the parties were much more fun and the libertines far more common. Unfortunately, I’ve never been able to identify this magical period in recent history, even though I’ve lived through a few generations now. Yet all the Christians today seem to be citing this mythical past of ubiquitous godlessness. I really regret that I missed it all. Having”
― P.Z. Myers, The Happy Atheist

“Do not question God. Do not question America. Mix those two ideas together, and you’ve got a lovely recipe for blind obedience. I”
― P.Z. Myers, The Happy Atheist

“Each of us is like a wave in the ocean, a gust of wind, a lightning bolt—unique, yet at the same time part of a pattern of forces.”
― P.Z. Myers, The Happy Atheist

“It’s all about how the words are used, not the words themselves. People who are hung up on tiny fragments of language, on single words and phrases, and who are intimidated or angered by them while ignoring the whole of the conversation, are shallow thinkers, superficial censors with no interest in the ideas, only in channeling a conversation along narrow avenues that will not burst out beyond the circumscribed boundaries of their sense of propriety. The”
― P.Z. Myers, The Happy Atheist

“at best, religion generates comforting noises to mask the fact that someone is starving to death, or is dying of cholera, or has had a crusader stick a sword in his or her chest.”
― P.Z. Myers, The Happy Atheist