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The Blind Eye: A Book of Late Advice The Blind Eye: A Book of Late Advice by Don Paterson
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“I can see exactly what not to do at the moment. No doubt through the usual process of elimination I'll arrive at my favourite strategy of total paralysis.”
Don Paterson, The Blind Eye: A Book of Late Advice
“Experiments in attachment. My friend has just had his PC wired for broadband. I meet him in the cafe; he looks terrible - his face puffy and pale, his eyes bloodshot... He tells me he is now detained, night and day, in downloading every album he ever owned, lost, desired, or was casually intrigued by; he has now stopped even listening to them, and spends his time sleeplessly monitoring a progress bar... He says it's like all my birthdays have come at once, by which I can see he means, precisely, that he feels he is going to die.”
Don Paterson, The Blind Eye: A Book of Late Advice
“Critics all have this idea that authors inhabit another dimensional realm, right up to their first smack in the mouth - which feels to them quite miraculous, being their sex-dream come true.”
Don Paterson, The Blind Eye: A Book of Late Advice
tags: humour