Too Old to be a Hooker, Too Young to be a Madam Quotes

“The Hermit
I’d gladly climb the highest steeple
To escape those middle minded people

Jet Set Wedding
I wake up screaming clutching my wedding band
The garnet ring is still a constant companion on my finger
But what happened to the marriage?

Fruitland Ave
He taught her not to love nor hate
And he my friend was double gate

The Closing
(On Death and Acceptance)
When he died the funeral took place at her bank
And sadly enough she’s down to her very last frank

The Misogynist
He sits on his throne a hilltop alone
For women’s neurosis cause men’s psychosis

Home Sweet Home
The neurotic builds the dreamhouse
The psychotic becomes his spouse

Monogamy
I’d rather be someone’s concubine, smell the honeysuckle
Taste the wine, than end up being a clinging vine

The Gour Maid
I like champagne, and french brie, and camembert
And men that don’t get in my hair”
― Elissa Eaton, Too Old to be a Hooker, Too Young to be a Madam