Melvin the Dry Cleaning Zombie and Vampire Shoe Warehouse Quotes

“It was so Raven’s style.”
― P.J. Jones, Melvin the Dry Cleaning Zombie and Vampire Shoe Warehouse

“Melvin protruded his arms and slowly lifted the door off of Stanley’s body.”
― P.J. Jones, Melvin the Dry Cleaning Zombie and Vampire Shoe Warehouse

“What in the hell had he been thinking? This could seriously get in the way of his life’s aspirations — living off government welfare checks and selling pot out of his garage. Only werewolves would be foolish enough to buy weed off zombies, and they were usually too broke to pay for much more than a dime-bag.”
― P.J. Jones, Melvin the Dry Cleaning Zombie and Vampire Shoe Warehouse