Just What the Truth Is Quotes

“Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"

The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly.

"Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop.”
― Cardeno C., Just What the Truth Is

“Hey, I may show up a little late to the party, but once I get there, I’ve got the lampshade on my head and I’m dancin’ on the table.”
― Cardeno C., Just What the Truth Is