How to Beg for Cigarettes Quotes

“You don't know what a bad day is until you wake up after a three-day drunk and find out a trap spider built its nest in your asshole.”
― Matt Ponticello, How to Beg for Cigarettes

“If you don't like the smell of Christmas trees, get the hula girls; they smell like coconuts.”
― Matt Ponticello, How to Beg for Cigarettes

“Some people talk like a fish with a paper asshole; whatever they say just doesn't hold water.”
― Matt Ponticello, How to Beg for Cigarettes