Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb Quotes

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― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“together any sort of response to that, so I turned and left. At the store, I got a bag and started stuffing it with one of everything in sight. When I got to the binoculars, I took”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Now I know why.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“On the back stucco wall, above the dog's water bowl, a huge stain of smeared blood and fur was all that remained of Snookums. It reminded me of my plate after I ate waffles with blueberry syrup, which until right then, was my favorite.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“It felt safe in Misty's house, something familiar that never changed. Wall-to-wall thick orange shag carpet, dark wood paneling, even popcorn on the ceiling—with sparkles. The sparkles were pretty cool.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“Wait until I tell your brothers. Or your dad—" "Nathan Patrick Lewis. You are not to tell a soul." Misty kicked up some dirt as she stood nose-to-nose with me. I'd been praying all year for a growth spurt. If it didn't come soon, she'd be taller than me. "Do you understand?" she said as if she could intimidate me. "Don't worry, who'd believe me? I mean, the mayor trying to kiss you." "Kiss me? I thought he was going to swallow my face, and what about you kicking his head like a soccer ball? What the heck are we supposed to do now?" Misty's”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“Yeah, I had to get in. The door was locked, so I grabbed a patio chair and viola! A glass of water." "Wow, you're my hero." "Shut up.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“Actually it was the Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb," Misty added as she stood and took my hand.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“headed to the bathroom. As I closed the door, I heard a scream. For a second, I thought Dad stumbled upon an overlooked zombie; then I realized it was much more serious. "Nathan, where's the Mustang!”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“I started blasting my gun. Letting loose a stream of words like I'd never used before. True to form, Misty didn't stay put and stood at my side. Tears stained her cheeks. Her gun firing wildly. It was a blur. The next thing I knew, no zombies were left standing and we knelt at Kali's side. I took out a rag and wiped the feathers from his face. We could tell he was still alive. His chest rising and falling in jerks. "Kali, how bad are you hurt?" I asked with an unsteady voice. "I'm okay, guys. Did we get all of them?" he whispered. "Nate, he's been bit all over!" I looked down at his body, covered in white feathers, speckled with splotches of deep red. "Yep. You got 'em, even those freak chickens." "Nate, I'm thirsty," his voice shaky and cracking. "Okay, buddy. We've got water in the truck." "No, not water. How about a glass of lemonade?" "Kali, what are you saying?" Misty's voice was tense as a piano string. "Hurry, Nate. I'm getting weak—the lemonade." I think running into the crowd of zombies would have been easier than this. Maybe that's why Kali chucked a rock at my head—he knew he could count on me for this. I ripped off a small water gun I had taped on my suit and tore off the cap. "Oh, Nate, don't. Maybe there's something we can do. Maybe—" she stopped. I put my hand behind Kali's neck and felt a slight burn, probably zombie snot. Misty took one of his hands and held it to her chest. "You were so brave, Kali, so brave." My hands didn't shake anymore; they were numb, as if they didn't belong to me. I manipulated them the best I could—like using chopsticks. Lifting Kali's head, I poured the juice into his mouth until it was gone. He was burning up; his skin felt like it was on fire. "I never thought I'd have friends, real friends—thank you, guys." He closed his eyes and I felt the muscles in his neck go limp. Gently, I put his head down and cleaned my blistering hand with the rag. Misty wiped her tears as I put the rag over Kali's face. "No, thank you, kid." We sat there still, silent except for the small cries that we both let slip out. Misty, still holding his hand. Me, staring down at my hands, soaked in tears. I don't know how much time passed. It could have been five minutes; it might have been an hour. Suddenly, the feathers moved, flying in every direction. Looking up, I saw a helicopter coming down in front of us—one of those big black military ones. It landed and three men stepped out. They wore protective gear like you see in those alien movies. I worried a little about what they might have planned for us. I've seen enough movies to know those government types can't be trusted—especially when they're in those protective suits. "What happened here? How did you manage to negate the virus?" one of the hooded figures asked. "Zombie juice," I replied. "Zombie juice?" "Actually it was the Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb," Misty added as she stood and took my hand.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“That was a joke, guys. I am working on my sense of humor." "A joke? Misty, Kali told a joke." I put my arm around him and messed up his hair (some more). "Not a very good one, though. Better keep working at it." "So, what is it?" Misty asked, sounding a little frustrated.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“What's that?" Misty asked. "It's a supersized zombie juice bomb. It was your idea," I said.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“Sorry. I don't mean to sound superior. It just comes out that way because I am.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“Chapter 16 – Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“Misty, did you notice the zombie's eyes? All pale and fogged over—like Mayor Frank? I think he might have been a zombie or maybe starting to turn into one." "Oh, good. That's a relief." "Good? What the heck do you mean, good?" I said, still irritated with her. "At least he wasn't trying to kiss me." "He was trying to bite your head off. Isn't that worse?" Misty just shrugged.”
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“My dad had a 1967 Shelby GT500 Fastback. Mint”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“From across the road, Mayor Frank waddled towards us. "Just our luck, only person in town and it has to be him?" "Geez, a little early to be wasted," I said. Besides mayor, he was also the town drunk.  "Mayor Frank, over here," Misty yelled. "Now you've done it. He's headed this way." I wiped my palms on my jeans; something wasn't right. "Nate, shut up. We could use a little help." He almost fell over three times while crossing the street. His clothes looked like they'd spent more time in the gutter than on his back. His eyes, swollen and cloudy—he looked sick. I'd never seen eyes like that. The mayor didn't say a word, just reached out his two pasty arms. I thought he might shake our hands. He was one of those phony politicians. Instead, he grabbed Misty and went in for a big, open-mouth kiss. I'm not sure what came over me. I'd never hit anyone—except Misty's older brothers—and then only in a desperate act of self-defense. But I wasn't about to let this creep kiss her. I cocked my arm back and with everything I had, socked the mayor in the face. He folded, flat to the floor. Grabbing my hand, I winced in pain. Misty screamed, her long hair whipping around as she jumped back. My mind raced. Oh, no. I just punched the mayor.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“Super”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“Ever have a really bad day? I'm not talking miss the bus, caught cheating on a test, bike gets stolen bad. I mean people dying and coming back from the dead to eat your brains bad.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“I threw my Super Soaker in back and hopped in.”
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“* Chapter”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“I'd turned to look away when Misty joined me. "Oh my gosh, what's that?" "I'm guessing that's what's left of Snookums," I said, swallowing a lump in my throat. "How the heck can you say something like that?" Misty's jaw clenched and her face turned a shade of red.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“silent except for the small cries that we both let slip out. Misty, still holding his hand. Me, staring down at my hands, soaked in tears. I don't know how much time”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“Misty said a quick prayer. Not only for us and our families, but also the zombies. Asking that it wouldn't hurt them too much when we fried their brains. Which seemed a little weird, but the prayer was nice all the same.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“I kept picturing the car stalling, zombies breaking through the window; Misty screaming as they dragged her out before I could get it re-started. With that happy thought, I signaled Misty to open the door.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“Chapter 14 – A Fieldtrip to the Firehouse”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“That is precisely what has me concerned. This barrage will unquestionably destroy at least a portion of the perimeter fence. Any zombies that survive this offensive will be free to roam the streets." "They might even dig up more graves with those bombs, who knows?" "Stop it, guys. You're worrying about nothing. The government knows what they're doing," Misty said. I wanted to ask if she was talking about the same government that left three kids to fend for themselves in a city full of the living dead, but thought better of it.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“Somehow, we made it to the street in one piece. I glanced over. Even though Kali had a dark complexion, he looked white as paper. Misty looked no better. "That was fun. Anyone care to do it again?" I asked. "Napalm," was all Kali said.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“Hey, do not worry, Nate. I will protect your girlfriend." And Kali ran off too. "She's not my girlfriend!" I yelled to myself; he'd already gone. How did Kali get off calling Misty my girlfriend? Where'd he get an idea like that? It's not as if we held hands or anything.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

“Nate, take the second left," Misty said. "It's a block out of the way, but it's a wider road. Less likely to get clogged with these freaks." "Hey, don't call Kali a freak; geeks are people, too.”
― M.J. Ware, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb