A is for Asparagus (Jacques Couteau Mystery) Quotes

“THE ASPARAGUS of the world are disappearing.  Container ships of the vegetable are being hijacked every day.  Asparagus farms and even private gardens are inexplicably laid bare of Asparagus Officinalis.  People panic, the price of asparagus goes through the roof, and concerned vegans are wearing little plastic asparagus on their suits in support of the Liliaceae.”
― Holland Dayze, A is for Asparagus (Jacques Couteau Mystery)