Replacing Barnie Quotes

“More importantly, I was sure he’d never hurt me, and perhaps that was why I chose to spend my nights with him. But I learned the hard way; nothing is ever perfect. The damn thing malfunctioned, went into overdrive and I could barely sit down for a week. Cheap Asian product–I bought it through eBay too.”
― Patrice Wilton, Replacing Barnie

“was sure he’d never hurt me, and perhaps that was why I chose to spend my nights with him. But I learned the hard way; nothing is ever perfect. The damn thing malfunctioned, went into overdrive and I could barely sit down for a week. Cheap Asian product–I bought it through eBay too.”
― Patrice Wilton, Replacing Barnie