Learn Me Gooder Quotes

“if teachers didn’t receive any base salary at all, but they were given $25 every time one of their students tattled on someone, they could all retire to the Bahamas by the end of the second year.”
― John Pearson, Learn Me Gooder

“she doesn’t want to hear any complaining unless it involves one of the 3 B’s – Barfing, Bleeding, or Broken.”
― John Pearson, Learn Me Gooder