Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess Quotes

“a true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even if you're slightly cracked.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Well, I’m really sorry to disappoint those snobby CCPs!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Every human being is a clown but only few have the courage to show it—Charlie Rivel.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“COMIC mirror of tragedy, and the TRAGIC mirror of comedy—André Suarès.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Calling Mackenzie a "mean girl" is an understatement. She's a GRIZZLY BEAR with a French manicure and blonde hair extensions”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“That”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Today in English, our teacher reminded us that our Moby-Dick report is due in nine days. We were supposed to start reading the novel back in October, but I’ve been very busy with other stuff. It’s about a humongous whale and this crusty old sailor who has a purse and a really bad attitude. I’m so NOT lying! Like most people, I assumed that Moby Dick was the captain’s name or something. But it was actually the whale’s name. Like, WHO in their right mind would name a whale Moby Dick?! Our report is supposed to be about why the captain and the whale were mortal enemies. But to save time,”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Skating Sensation

“riding”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Hey, if I’m gonna watch a stage show, it better include slammin’ vocals, krazy-good dancers, special effects, fireworks, loud guitar solos, and crowd surfing.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries 4: Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Mom! Are you KA-RAY-ZEE??!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries 4: Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“672-”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries 4: Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Princess Sugar Plum’s”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries 4: Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“save”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries 4: Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“I think she looks like a sunburned Malibu Barbie dipped in Cheetos dust.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“I smiled. “Thanks, Zoey!” OMG! The butterflies in my stomach were so bad I felt like I was going to lose my lunch right on the ice in front of the audience. That’s when Zoey whispered even louder. “A clown is an angel with a red nose—J. T. ‘Bubba’ Sikes.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Holy McNuggets!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“You see, I’m superALLERGIC to . . . BORING! There’s a possibility that while I’m reading Moby-Dick, I could have a SEVERE allergic reaction due to extreme BOREDOM and go into anaphylactic shock. I could, like, actually . . . DIE!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“I thought about grabbing the rolling pin and giving Miss Penelope something really nasty to “taste.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“A clown is an angel with a red nose – J. T. ‘Bubba’ Sikes.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Skating Sensation

“Every human being is a clown but only few have the courage to show it – Charlie Rivel.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Skating Sensation

“you for helping me bring this book series to the world. You’re the original Dorks, who were (and still ARE) my inspiration”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Skating Sensation

“suspected”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Victoria”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“clumsy . . . HAIRY-LEGGED, CRUSTY-EYED . . . ox?!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“BRANDON, PHOTOGRAPHING VICTORIA WHILE I FALL ON MY FACE”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Dick,”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Holy McNuggets! Those dancing rats are HUGE! And guess what?! My sister had a Halloween costume like that! Didn’t you, Nikki? Except yours was really stinky . . . !”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“BECAUSE I’M SO HORRIBLY CRUDDY AT ICE-SKATING, I COULDN’T EVEN STAND UP! THAT’S WHY!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“I was STILL haunted by the horrible memory of making homemade ice cream at Thanksgiving and both Brianna and Dad getting their tongues stuck on the metal ice cream thingy!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess