Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess Quotes

“a true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even if you're slightly cracked.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Well, I’m really sorry to disappoint those snobby CCPs!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Every human being is a clown but only few have the courage to show it—Charlie Rivel.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“COMIC mirror of tragedy, and the TRAGIC mirror of comedy—André Suarès.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Calling Mackenzie a "mean girl" is an understatement. She's a GRIZZLY BEAR with a French manicure and blonde hair extensions”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“That”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Today in English, our teacher reminded us that our Moby-Dick report is due in nine days. We were supposed to start reading the novel back in October, but I’ve been very busy with other stuff. It’s about a humongous whale and this crusty old sailor who has a purse and a really bad attitude. I’m so NOT lying! Like most people, I assumed that Moby Dick was the captain’s name or something. But it was actually the whale’s name. Like, WHO in their right mind would name a whale Moby Dick?! Our report is supposed to be about why the captain and the whale were mortal enemies. But to save time,”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Skating Sensation

“riding”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“cat?”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries 4: Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Hey, if I’m gonna watch a stage show, it better include slammin’ vocals, krazy-good dancers, special effects, fireworks, loud guitar solos, and crowd surfing.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries 4: Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Mom! Are you KA-RAY-ZEE??!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries 4: Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“672-”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries 4: Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Princess Sugar Plum’s”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries 4: Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“save”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries 4: Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“I think she looks like a sunburned Malibu Barbie dipped in Cheetos dust.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“I smiled. “Thanks, Zoey!” OMG! The butterflies in my stomach were so bad I felt like I was going to lose my lunch right on the ice in front of the audience. That’s when Zoey whispered even louder. “A clown is an angel with a red nose—J. T. ‘Bubba’ Sikes.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Holy McNuggets!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“You see, I’m superALLERGIC to . . . BORING! There’s a possibility that while I’m reading Moby-Dick, I could have a SEVERE allergic reaction due to extreme BOREDOM and go into anaphylactic shock. I could, like, actually . . . DIE!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“I thought about grabbing the rolling pin and giving Miss Penelope something really nasty to “taste.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“A clown is an angel with a red nose – J. T. ‘Bubba’ Sikes.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Skating Sensation

“Every human being is a clown but only few have the courage to show it – Charlie Rivel.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Skating Sensation

“you for helping me bring this book series to the world. You’re the original Dorks, who were (and still ARE) my inspiration”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Skating Sensation

“suspected”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Victoria”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“clumsy . . . HAIRY-LEGGED, CRUSTY-EYED . . . ox?!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“BRANDON, PHOTOGRAPHING VICTORIA WHILE I FALL ON MY FACE”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Dick,”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“Holy McNuggets! Those dancing rats are HUGE! And guess what?! My sister had a Halloween costume like that! Didn’t you, Nikki? Except yours was really stinky . . . !”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

“BECAUSE I’M SO HORRIBLY CRUDDY AT ICE-SKATING, I COULDN’T EVEN STAND UP! THAT’S WHY!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess