Hope Quotes

“Roads are no place for naive chickens dreaming of nirvana.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“...the greatest source of misery in the world, the greatest cause of anguish and hatred and sadness and death, was neither disease nor race nor religion. It was hope.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“He imagined the scene at the gates of heaven to be not unlike that at the finish line of a long and grueling marathon: everyone high-fiving, hugging, collapsing, elated that it’s over, yes, it’s finally over, pouring cups of water over one another’s heads and saying, Holy shit, dude, that was fucking brutal. I am never doing that again.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“Kugel was a firm believer that death was not always a bad thing - that life often reached such levels of crapitude that dying was preferable to living.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“You never see a lion crucifyng another lion. You never see a bear just randomly murdering salmon for anything besides food; bears don't form armies, invade rivers, tear the heads off male salmon, rape the female salmon, and enslave their salmon children.
It is finished, to Kugel, sounded a hell of a lot like Fuck all of you motherfuckers.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“We are rational creatures, Professor Jove explained; hope is irrational. We thus set ourselves up for one dispiriting fall after the next. Anger and depression are not diseases or dysfunctions or anomalies; they are perfectly rational responses to the myriad avoidable disappointments that begin in a thoroughly irrational hope.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“Hiding from genocide inside a Jew's attic, thought Kugel, is like hiding from a lion inside a gazelle.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“It couldn't be an all-bad world, could it, not with birds who warble and call? Maybe that was the secret - to find the few things that made life just a fraction better, and to focus on those. Bird warbles. Peach fuzz. Puppies barking as if they're full grown dogs. Nothing great, certainly nothing to justify the rest of it, but enough to keep you going.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“Vans are the vehicles of murderers. Serial Killers. Rapists. Thieves. Nothing good ever happens in a van. Police should be allowed to arrest van drivers without cause. The van is the cause, asshole.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“His intelligence only exacerbated the guilt Kugel felt for bringing him into the world. It was one thing to have condemned a child to life, that was criminal enough, but life was a sentence more easily served by fools.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“Maybe when I'd dead, he thought. Maybe when I'm dead I'll get some goddamned sleep.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“He took the diary from Mother's hand and turned it over. The heartbreaking something, he read, of a tragic whatever.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“The Kugels, Kugel hated to admit, might just have to, in the event of genocide, rely on the kindness of strangers.
Mother used to say: I can name six million people who relied on the kindness of strangers.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“I kind of like it up here, Kugel said. It's got a certain fatalistic charm, a certain je ne sais fucked.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“I'm down here, trying to live, trying to deal with the real world, while you're hiding, bitching, fucking everyone's shit up but your own, so shut up, just shut the fuck up. Thirty-two million copies, thirty-two million copies, that's what you got for your pain. What do I get for mine? What does anyone get for theirs? Nothing, not a fucking thing, they get another goddamned day of it and another goddamned day of it after that, so just shut up, will you? Will you just shut up?”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“What a world, thought Kugel; whoever you were, wherever you were, whatever time of the day or night, you could open your back door and call out I know you're out there motherfucker, and nine times out of ten you'd be right.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“What’s the harm in forgetting? What does remembering do? Kugel had read that the war in the Balkans was referred to as the War of the Grandmothers; that after 50 years of peace, it was the grandmothers who reminded their offspring to hate each other, the grandmothers who reminded them of past atrocities, of indignities long gone. Never forget! shouted the grandmothers. So their grandchildren remembered, and their grandchildren died.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“...his hope was that she would finish her damn book quietly and just leave; that one morning he would awaken and go up to the attic, and Anne Frank would be gone, and he could go on with his life, Anne-free. One hundred percent Frankless. Now with Less Genocide.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“My point is that death is more tragic than life, than any life, because every life has hope of some kind.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“He could pull this off. He was sure of it. It would have been one thing to protect Anne Frank from the Nazis; he was pretty sure he couldn't have managed that. But protecting his family from Anne Frank? How difficult could that be?”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“Remember your grandfather's last words, Jonah would tell his children: Life is nothing more than a little why.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“Just move the train, for fuck's sake, she's not getting any deader.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“Every Jew was the last Jew; Tevye the Terminal, every single one. Yet, Kugel couldn't help but observe, in all that time - no last Jew. There had been a last Assyrian. There had been a last Ammonite. There had been a last Babylonian, a last Mesopotamian, a last of the Mohicans. But no last Jew.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“SOLOMON KUGEL
His performance, of late,
had been subpar.
Born, unfortunately. Died eventually.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“I spent the best years of my life atoning for something I didn't do, something my parents didn't do, something done just about before I was ever even born. I got no complaints with that, but I'm about all atoned out, and I ain't yet gotten round to atoning for the things I did do.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“Let him be floored, O Lord, thought Kugel.
Let him be stunned.
Let him be flabber-fucking-gasted.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“Kugel set off, the wind in what would have been, some years ago, his hair.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“Stop expecting more from us than we can possibly provide, and you'll stop being so disappointed.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“… It was the knowing that there had been a happier time, a place of joy and peace and security, that made the sudden absence of it all so agonizing… Not the agony of what was, but the agony of what was no longer; this was the source of all life’s pain--not the fear of a hell to come, but rather the knowledge of an Eden that is no more. Hell isn't the punishment… Eden was.”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

“This, said Mother, as she handed him a piece of dry, tasteless matzoh, is the bread of our affliction. Where, young Kugel wondered, is the seven-layer cake of our salvation? Where is the muffin of our mirth? Where is our no-longer-reduced-to-jelly doughnut?”
― Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy