Morgue Drawer Four Quotes

“Little sisters are like measles, mumps, or scarlet fever. In the early stages no one notices them, and then ultimately you end up in bed with them.”
― Jutta Profijt, Morgue Drawer Four

“I’ve never understood women’s response to temperature. The second you’re nice and warm under the covers, they slide their ice-cold feet over onto your calves, and presumably after holding an ice cube for the five hours before bedtime they lay their hands on your stomach. But if you then even remotely flinch, they start griping that men just cannot cuddle. Newsflash: men can cuddle. They even want to. Just not with ice cubes.”
― Jutta Profijt, Morgue Drawer Four

“But I had gotten stuck with a trash can driver. A duffle coat wearer. Tea drinker. Bean counter. City map collector. Presumably also a muesli eater, gravesite tender, and sock darner. What had I done to deserve this?”
― Jutta Profijt, Morgue Drawer Four

“They’re so dumb they put a DO NOT DISTURB sign on top of their phones during their lunch breaks and wonder why the phone still rings.”
― Jutta Profijt, Morgue Drawer Four

“If I had suspected that this day would determine the course of the rest of my life, I’d obviously have stayed in bed.”
― Jutta Profijt, Morgue Drawer Four