The Night Before Christmas Quotes

“Lydia had met Stephen on a breast cancer charity fun run. She hadn't wanted to go on a fun run, because as far as Lydia was concerned, the words 'fun' and 'run' never, ever belonged in the same sentence.”
― Scarlett Bailey, The Night Before Christmas

“David, do you think if I had just evacuated several litres of amniotic fluid under the table I wouldn't mention it?”
― Scarlett Bailey, The Night Before Christmas

“It had by no means been the first time in her life that a man had finished with her, but it was the first time ever that he'd moved house and left the country to do it.”
― Scarlett Bailey, The Night Before Christmas

“You are so...' Will broke away, his rare unbridled smile, as he gazed at her, utterly charming. '...dressed.”
― Scarlett Bailey, The Night Before Christmas

“Who's St Nicholas? I don't want him, I want Father Christmas!”
― Scarlett Bailey, The Night Before Christmas

“I think,' Stephen said, 'the worst thing about breaking up with someone who doesn't love you any more is that they aren't sad.”
― Scarlett Bailey, The Night Before Christmas