Death by Zamboni Quotes

“I'm a vegetarian, you see, not because I love animals, but because I hate plants.”
― David David Katzman, Death by Zamboni

“...a mini-hearse. It had the practicality of a mini-van and the handy carrying capacity of a hearse combined. If you get annoyed with your kids at soccer practice, you can always kill them on the way home and take them directly to the cemetery.”
― David David Katzman, Death by Zamboni

“Time is our mortal enemy because it makes us mortal. Yet without time we wouldn't exist. And it would be damn hard to figure out what's on TV. Two-minute eggs would be right out.”
― David David Katzman, Death by Zamboni