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“I'm a mother fucking human holocaust!”
Jonathan Culver, Huey Lambert's Walking Nuclear Circus
“In times of war or peace the US will gladly pay a man to fail should his heart be in it, a small shimmering proof of the American dream.”
Jonathan Culver, Huey Lambert's Walking Nuclear Circus
“Well I’ve just been thinking, and don’t you
think it’s kind of, well, kind of vain, to decide we
need to make little clones of ourselves when the
worlds already pretty overpopulated. It’s just not
practical and kind of greedy.”
Jonathan Culver, Huey Lambert's Walking Nuclear Circus
“On this moment Huey’s balls grew three
sizes. By Huey’s estimates, this made them
inhumanly enormous. Ginormous even. In Spanish,
the word for testicles is “juevos”. This is also the
word for eggs. On this moment, Huey’s juevos were
hard boiled.”
Jonathan Culver, Huey Lambert's Walking Nuclear Circus