Bed Among the Lentils Quotes

“We met it with love,' he cries, as if love were some all-purpose antibiotic, which to Geoffrey it probably is.”
― Alan Bennett, Bed Among the Lentils

“I'm even a fool at the flower arrangement. I ought to have a Ph.D. in the subject the number of classes I've been to but still my efforts show as much evidence of art as walking sticks in an umbrella stand.”
― Alan Bennett , Bed Among the Lentils