The Portable Curmudgeon Quotes

“Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.”
― Jon Winokur, The Portable Curmudgeon

“LIBERALS A liberal is a man who leaves a room when the fight begins.

HEYWOOD BROUN The liberals can understand everything but people who don’t understand them.

LENNY BRUCE Liberal: a power worshipper without power.

GEORGE ORWELL A liberal is a person whose interests aren’t at stake at the moment.

WILLIS PLAYER A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

ROBERT FROST Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.

ANONYMOUS Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

DICK GREGORY”
― Jon Winokur, The Portable Curmudgeon