Gangsta Granny Quotes

“All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“Adults always ask kids how they are doing at school. The one subject kids absolutely hate talking about. You don't even want to talk about school when you are at school.”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.)”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“En esta vida tenemos el deber de perseguir nuestros sueños. De lo contrario, sólo estaremos perdiendo el tiempo.”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“diamonds, rubies, pearls, emeralds and sapphires.”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“half-past ten. The sleeping tonic I gave the guards at the Tower”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“24 Aguas tenebrosas —Aquí mismo, por favor —dijo la abuela señalando hacia fuera desde el asiento trasero del coche patrulla—. Estamos justo al otro lado de la Torre. Muchísimas gracias.”
― David Walliams, La increíble historia de... La abuelita gánster

“ha llamado? —¡Este hombre estaba espiándome a través de las cortinas! —dijo la abuela. —¿Es eso cierto? —preguntó la matrona mirando al señor Parker con cara de pocos amigos. —Bueno, verá, he oído que estaban... —gimoteó el señor Parker. —La semana pasada espió a mi abuela mientras hacía yoga en ropa interior —dijo Ben. La enfermera jefe se puso roja de ira. —¡Váyase de aquí ahora mismo,”
― David Walliams, La increíble historia de... La abuelita gánster

“Granny’s in hospital.” A little”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“nieto”
― David Walliams, La increíble historia de... La abuelita gánster

“Why are you dressed like a demented Valentine’s card?”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“The hospital was impossibly tall and wide, a great monument to illness.”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“A huge gust of cabbage blasted in Ben’s face. It was like a great big slap of smell.”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“You will. Another day.” “But Granny…” “Ben, you have to go home.” “That’s not fair!” “Ben, you must leave now. I can tell you what happened when you come another day.” “BUT!” “To be continued,” she said.”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“most of all he wanted to tell them about the marvellous adventure he had shared with her,”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“Like the sun bursting through the clouds on a grey day, the jewels illuminated Ben and Granny’s faces.”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“ Tất cả những gì cháu có thể làm trong cuộc đời này là theo đuổi giấc mơ của mình. Nếu không làm được thế thì cháu đang lãng phí thời gian đấy. ”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“(Technically speaking, that means there was a lot of wee and poo in it.)”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“This went on for a few minutes, but to save paper and therefore the trees and therefore the forests and therefore the environment and therefore the world I have tried to keep it short.”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“No buts, Ben. No. ‘N’ and ‘O’ spells ‘no’.”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“Granny’s bum squeaking again”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“As she took each step a little bubble of wind puffed out of her saggy bottom. It sounded like a duck quacking. Either she didn’t realise or was extremely good at pretending she didn’t realise.”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“fact, if there was a fire in their house, and Mum could only save either a sparkly gold tap-shoe once worn by Flavio Flavioli (the shiny, tanned dancer and heartbreaker from Italy who appeared on every series of the hit TV show) or her only child, Ben thought she would probably go for the shoe.”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“(Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.) After”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“the last few miles of the Atlantic Ocean back to England with all of the jewellery hidden in her knickers. Granny”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny

“Just to check she’s not going out.” “Going”
― David Walliams, Gangsta Granny