When Parents Text Quotes

“MOM: ? ME: what’s up MOM: Don’t. Forget. To. Take. Lint. Out. Of. Dryer. ME: ok MOM: So. We. Don’t. Die. In. A. Fire. Thanks”
― Sophia Fraioli, When Parents Text: So Much Said...So Little Understood

“DAD: figured out how to help your love life. I’m trading you for seven cows. I’m going old school”
― Sophia Fraioli, When Parents Text: So Much Said...So Little Understood

“DAD: would ya’ll take me to the itunes store…i don’t know where its located…is it on S. Congress?”
― Sophia Fraioli, When Parents Text: So Much Said...So Little Understood

“MOM: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I’d be jolly all the time too.”
― Sophia Fraioli, When Parents Text: So Much Said...So Little Understood

“MOM: Are you at home now? ME: Yeah. Why? MOM: I’m on google earth and looking at your house. Wave at me through the window!”
― Sophia Fraioli, When Parents Text: So Much Said...So Little Understood