The Pucking Wrong Guy Quotes

“Is this what madness felt like?”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“So you’ve come to the master, young grasshopper," Lincoln mused. I threw up a middle finger before realizing I wasn’t on Facetime and he couldn’t see me. “Just so you know, I told Walker you were cool. I’m going to have to go back and tell him otherwise now…just because you tried to Mr. Miyagi me.” “Do you want my help or not?” “Yes, I need your help! That’s why I fucking called!” “Then call me Mr. Miyagi.” I stared at my phone in disbelief. “Is this real life? Am I being punked?” “Final offer.” “Uggggh. Fine. Can you help me, Mr. Miyagi?” “I thought you would never ask,” Lincoln said calmly, only laughing after I growled at him.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“Because I have a boyfriend.” “You should probably put him on notice then, sunshine,” he murmured with a slightly crazed grin. “Of what?” I whispered. “Of the fact he’s about to lose his girl.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“Yes, that’s it. Look at you, coming on my big cock. What a fucking good girl.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“She was like a lightning strike, breaking my fucking heart with her beauty. She had me and every other guy—and girl—in the room doing double takes. I immediately wanted to gouge out all their eyes with the fork on the table in front of me. Mine, my insides–and my dick–were screaming.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“Sorry, Soto. I can’t even pretend to like you.” Soto’s face curled up in a snarl as he dropped his fake ass peace offering. “Fuck you, Lancaster.” I winked at him. “Sorry, not without dinner first. Your tiny dick would be so forgettable, I’d have to at least get a steak out of it.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“I admitted. And it was the truth. Hating yourself was hard work. It was hard to find room for anything else.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“Sunshine, the only thing I want for you is happiness. In whatever form that takes. You don’t have to be anything for me to love you. You just have to be you.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“My soul’s been whispering it to you every day.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“I couldn’t hit people with a hard on. They might fall in love with me.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“Lonely doesn’t exist for us anymore, baby,” he soothed.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“I felt like I’d been talking in a secret language my whole life, that no one else could understand except Ari Lancaster. It felt like maybe I could give him my sadness someday. And he wouldn’t want to run away. He would just understand.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“Good job, Ari, I told myself. Because it was important to give yourself mental high fives when you were fucking amazing.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“Couldn’t wait for my tongue to return to Blake’s throat. Or whatever the romantic version of that was.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“I scrolled to her contacts, inwardly raging when I saw how many times Clark—the boyfriend I’d found out about from the P.I.—had called and texted today. I blocked his number and then made a new contact with my number that I labeled “Clark.” A second later, I was downloading the tracking app the P.I. had told me about onto her phone. It would also allow me to see any messages she sent or received, as well as her app activity. I blocked Clark in her social media apps for good measure.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“his mouth sucking and licking at my clit like I was his favorite meal.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“I’d grown up around rich people”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“She was like a lightning strike”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“I’d learned over the years that there were a lot of ways to destroy someone. I was watching it happen right in front of me.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“I felt a bond between us that was stronger than any of the losses I’d endured.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“The world felt too big. Everything inside me was lonely. It was never ending.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“Hating yourself was hard work. It was hard to find room for anything else.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“Every morning I wake up and I can’t believe my fucking luck, because I get to wake up to you. I consider it a privilege to know you.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“I did think it was perfect that I was so obsessed with her I’d followed her to L.A., bugged her phone, and planted drugs in her boyfriend’s car. All the other fun things I had planned were pretty perfect as well.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“What’s your name, sunshine?”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“I blinked through tear-soaked lashes and saw a boy standing there, concern shining from his eyes. He looked at me as though he really saw me.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“And then I saw her on that billboard I finally had her back, and I’d stop at nothing to make her mine. She might not see it coming, but destiny had already set its course, and I was powerless to fight it.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“It was as if my soul recognized him. As if we'd met before in another life, in another time. I couldn't explain it, but there was an unshakable feeling that our destinies were intertwined, that our connection went far beyond now.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“You should probably put him on notice then, sunshine,” he murmured with a slightly crazed grin. “Of what?” I whispered. “Of the fact he’s about to lose his girl.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy

“I sent a giant heart after that text, because what else did you do to tell someone you loved them bunches?”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Guy