Unforeseen Quotes

“I don’t read Stephen King, I read Michael Crichton.” I prefer to be confused shitless rather than scared shitless.”
― Nick Pirog, Unforeseen

“One second he’s swimming downstream to visit his brother; the next second he’s Superman, only to be super dead. Poor little fella. I”
― Nick Pirog, Unforeseen

“unbuttoned her blazer and revealed she’d been concealing three deadly weapons. While all were respective thirty-eights and all were equally special, only one was a Smith & Wesson.”
― Nick Pirog, Unforeseen

“Unless Baxter stood still it was impossible to distinguish if he was a dog, a cat, a hamster, or a racquetball. I mean I love dogs, but not dogs that are smaller than cats, that goes against everything God intended. I once saw Baxter get beat up by a rabbit. I’m not kidding you, a little white rabbit beat the piss out of him. He wouldn’t leave the house for a month.”
― Nick Pirog, Unforeseen

“I love dogs, but not dogs that are smaller than cats, that goes against everything God intended.”
― Nick Pirog, Unforeseen

“a completely different yarn altogether. I set the binoculars down, took a long swig of beer, leaving an inch reserve”
― Nick Pirog, Unforeseen